Ask Dr.ectoBiologist John Egbert

kingdomzelaybli:

"Mine turns into a customizable high-impact sniper rifle! What does yours turn into?"
"My boyfriend."

kingdomzelaybli:

"Mine turns into a customizable high-impact sniper rifle! What does yours turn into?"

"My boyfriend."

» 1 day ago    » 2855 notes

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

» 1 day ago    » 218618 notes

boshie:

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Sometimes I wonder if Nepeta used to have long hair

idk

» 1 day ago    » 21481 notes
tread-the-floods:

"your blush makes me blush"

tread-the-floods:

"your blush makes me blush"

» 1 day ago    » 1854 notes
aerych1130:

shooshedpappings:

ghostbeez:

apracticalman:

quadrangledreality:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX
none pizza with left beef

Jesus CHRIST

I think you mean Jesus CRUST

#I’m here to deliver the sausage you ordered #ohohoho

JESUS CRUST

CHEESUS CRUST!

aerych1130:

shooshedpappings:

ghostbeez:

apracticalman:

quadrangledreality:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX

none pizza with left beef

Jesus CHRIST

I think you mean Jesus CRUST

 

JESUS CRUST

CHEESUS CRUST!

» 1 day ago    » 94156 notes

(Source: scattttterbrained)

» 1 day ago    » 131086 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

» 1 day ago    » 416412 notes

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

(Source: wsswatson)

» 1 day ago    » 486615 notes

spiltsoymilk:

It’s Valentineees!

Awesome maddation asked if I could draw a valentines card for her and her girlfriend! It went a little overboard, though… Hope y’all like them
Have a pawsome day everyone

Oh yeah, and for you not-cat lovers, I made a dog one. 

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» 1 day ago    » 87419 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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» 1 day ago    » 153844 notes

mcboob:

paranoidqueenofarendelle:

patronustrip:

arendellekingdom:

requested by: sdgwg


yES WE NEED

ELSA THIS IS 1800s  SCANDINAVIA LAND

HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH yOUR EYELASHES

ANNA TOO LIKE WHAT

» 1 day ago    » 28683 notes
sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

» 1 day ago    » 99626 notes
shingekinoai:

Someone take my tablet away from me. 

shingekinoai:

Someone take my tablet away from me. 

» 1 day ago    » 14613 notes

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

» 4 days ago    » 341143 notes

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

» 4 days ago    » 415810 notes
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